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own php what the fuck

i fucking hate this language


own php what the fuck

ive been through a lot of tools... ive been a react, a nextjs, a lume.land...

ive tried frameworks, tooling, abstractions - all the usual stuff

at some point, you stop asking:

whats the best tool??

and start asking:

why the fuck am i using any of this at all?

soo....

so i built my own php runtime....

not to compete with php. not to replace it. just to run my stuff, the way i want.

just:

and that’s it.

dis project is not about “being correct”. its about being fucking enough.


nerdphp exists because i was tired of everything being heavier than necessary. oh and yeah - its incomplete, limited, probably wrong in a lot of ways...

but it runs my site. "at least it works..."

and this was honestly easier than kerberos configuration.

cuddles.rs is currently powered by nerdphp


[server]
host = "0.0.0.0"
port = 8080

[php]
root = "./src"
# some kind of main.php
index = "index.php"

[static]
dir = "site"

TODO: more context

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